The Goonswarm Federation Alliance Tournament Team would not be able to achieve success without a series of helpful sponsors who paid for ships, modules, Dirks’ Boodles Gin habit and the bail money for Lord Jaxon who despite being asked personally by Goonswarm Federation leader Asher Elias not to, continues to steal Wegmans Spaghetti Sauce from your home towns Wegmans Grocery Stores.
KarmaFleet was founded in 2010 after it’s CEO Merkelchen got yelled at by a Blockbuster Video night shift manager who also happened to be his World of Warcraft Guild Leader during a Sunwell raid. Merkelchen’s wife insisted that he quit playing games with such a horrible woman, and so he left that game and began playing EVE after it was suggested to him by friend of future KarmaFleet Rob, Best Buy’s #1 DSLR Camera Salesman.
KarmaFleet’s Buy Back Program is proud to finance Goonswarms this year and every year from now on and into the end of the universe, Alliance Tournament Team.
The Brisc Rubal Home for Hot Unwed Mothers
Started in 1986, The Brisc Rubal Home for Hot Unwed Mothers is a mission of redemption started by Brisc Rubal, Kalkin84, Millpucky, Piercing, Big Bill The Boss and Merkelchen, that helps single mothers take revenge on the men that shamed them by teaching them valuable business skills and providing safe haven for them and their children.
What started as 10 acres, a rickety barn, and a single cow, is now Kane PA’s largest Goat, Alpaca product and dairy farm in the Eastern Seaboard. All proceeds go to Single Women in need in their never ending mission to end the patriarchy.
Kocicek and Alterari Phoenix’s Home for Abused Zebra’s
The ultimate Teamup of INIT and Goonswarms finest Fleet Commanders, this rescue farm serves movie and TV Zebra’s as a shelter where one hundred and twenty five of these majestic horses are safe from glue factories.
Goonswarms #1 choice in Kinetic and EM shield hardening. If you’re gonna bang your fleets together, choose Durex!
Wegman’s is the number one Grocery Market on the Eastern Seaboard of the US. In exchange for their letter of forgiveness to Lord Jaxom’s probation officer (due to repeated theft of Spaghetti Sauce from their stores) they’ve earned a spot on this sponsor page.
Shop Wegmans, or Lord Jaxom goes back to house arrest!
Players vs EVE
Toaster Jane and SniperEagle donated $250 to the Goonswarm Mumble SQL Disk Space Fund so that the team had a place to practice other than discord.